Monday, November 23, 2009

Scenes From SinglesLand

As anyone that has heard me whine about it my faithful readers know, I am single and yes I do wander around online dating sites. Folks will also recall that I am often confused by other people's profiles. Here is the latest one that made me say WTF.
I am not interested in anyone over the age of 45. If you are over the age of 45 please do not write to me. Now that I have gotten that out of the way....Hi.
Now, truth be told I AM over 45 so I am hard pressed to complain about it because the profile did succeed in making me not want to "connect" with them but is that REALLY all they have to say about themselves?

Full disclosure, and not a surprise to anyone I am sure, my profile is SLIGHTLY longer than that. Of course since I am a 47 (damn near 48) year old man, it obviously requires slightly more of a sales pitch. Hmm, maybe I should put a note in that I absolutely will not date anyone less than a "9". Would get me some fun hate mail anyway.

And no, I don't wonder why I am single.

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