when can you hit your child with a switch - a guide for the perplexed

never.

simple, huh?

when can a man hit his spouse or girlfriend - a guide for the confused

never.

see how easy that was?

Looking for blood glucose meter suggestions

Pretty easy to guess why.
Key things are:
1) I am a geek and love gadgets
2) not big on pain
3) would be nice if it cooperated with a computer or android  phone
4) must be easy to use. Checking my blood sugar shouldn't cause my blood pressure to rise.

Thoughts?