Tuesday, October 16, 2007

God Hates Shrimp

Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.


Further to yesterday's post, this made me laugh. The morons from Westboro Baptist Church should take a long look in the mirror using God's eyes. I am guessing that they wouldn't like what they see.

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