I’ll tell you one thing, I sometimes hope that these crazy fucks have it right; that there is only a one, true christian God, exactly as they describe him, etc etc. Because they are in for one big, bloody surprise when they go to meet their maker and while the rest of us heathen Muslims, Buddhists, druids, agnostics, Hindus, Great Flying Spaghetti Monster worshippers, etc are filing through the Pearly Gates and saying to each other, “Well, how about that! A beard and everthing, just like they said! Hey, dibsies on that cloud over there! Wheee!”, directly to our left God will be stomping their wretched asses one at a time, straight through the clouds and telling them, “You really didn’t get it, did you? All and of you had to do was be NICE. Good-bye.” STOMP!
Ahh, the idea just warms my heart…..
Most of the folks that I know who consider themselves Christian are wonderful, kind, happy folks. There is, however, a certain set that have it a bit wrong. This quote perfectly describes them for me.
From a thread at Crooks and Liars
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