In An Alternate Universe This Didn't Happen

Ex-wife of GOP Senate candidate alleged sex club forays - CNN:

"The ex-wife of Jack Ryan, the Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate in Illinois, alleged in court papers filed in 2000 that he took her to sex clubs and asked her to engage in sexual activity in front of other patrons."

Would Barack Obama be President now if this had never happened?

If Huckabee runs for president

Let's not ever forget that one of the guests on his last Fox show was Ted Nugent.

Ye shall know them by the company they keep.

War Porn Lawsuit filed

First Lawsuit Filed Seeking Release of Osama Photos - The BLT: The Blog of Legal Times: "In a statement announcing the suit, Fitton said, 'The American people have a right to know, by law, basic information about the killing of Osama bin Laden. Incredibly, the Obama administration told us that it has no plans to comply with the Freedom of Information law, so we must now go to court. President Obama’s not wanting to ‘spike the football’ is not a lawful basis for withholding government documents. This historic lawsuit should remind the Obama administration that it is not above the law.”"

Another reason for the IMF Haters to hate the IMF

IMF leader arrested after alleged sex attack - US news - Crime & courts - msnbc.com: "NEW YORK — The leader of the International Monetary Fund, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, was arrested on Saturday, minutes before he was to fly to Paris from John F. Kennedy International Airport, The New York Times reported."

Newt Did not divorce his first wife while in hospital

Setting the Record Straight by Jackie Gingrich Cushman on Creators.com - A Syndicate Of Talent:

"For years, I have thought about trying to correct the untrue accounts of this hospital visit. After all, I was at the hospital with them, and saw and heard what happened. But I have always hesitated, as it was a private family matter and my mother is a very private person. In addition, for the four people involved, it was one of a million interactions and was not considered a defining event by any of us."

Nice to know that he isn't that much of a douchebag

On the Christianity of Johnny Cash and Sarah Palin

Balloon Juice » If I’d Known It Was Going To Be This Kind of Party, I’d Have Stuck My Dick in the Mashed Potatoes: "People who are publicly Christian would have a much better name in this country if they emulated Johnny Cash instead of Sarah Palin. But the Palin style of Christianity is so much easier—no loving your enemies, no giving to the poor, no visiting prisons, just making moral pronouncements and showing up at church every once in a while."

Newt.org - Really?

And here I figured that this would be a spot for a Monty Python bit ...