Hell: 100% Guaranteed « The Poor Man Institute
Query: What kind of misierable low-life steals someone’s welcome mat? What, did you also kick a puppy and punch an old lady as you were carrying it off?Oddly, it has never occurred to me that someone would steal my welcome mat. It has occurred though that it was an act of great faith in humanity to leave a $200 pair of shoes outside the door as I have seen in my complex.
Addendum: And dude, if you live in my apartment building, you won’t even get to use it without running the risk of me seeing it and us throwing down…over a fucking welcome mat.
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